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किसीके दिल में बसना कोई बुरी बात नहीं !किसी को दिल में बसना कोई खता तो नहीं !
गुनाह हो यह ज़माने की नजर में तो क्या !जमाने वाले कोई खुद तो नहीं !
Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them.
A girl jogging in the park helps at least 5 boys to be fit and in shape.
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a seriial killer.
I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am i that hot?
Do you ever look at your friends and think 'why the hell aren't we comedians?'
I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship and she is beautiful.
People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don't.
Being in a relationship is a full-time job, don't apply if you're not ready to commit.
If there's one thing I hate the most, its seeing bad things happen to good people.
Why do I fall in love with people who are all ready taken or have feelings for someone else?
That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on.
If Your age was to be determined by the 2 last digits of your phone number, how old will you be?
Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me. I'll train you. Make your appointment today.
The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs :)
Shhhhhhhh everyone around me is in a relationship and I am just here with my laptop and Whatsapp.
I hate when ex's say.. I am here if you need me. like..? where were you? when we were together and I needed you?
Boys think of girls just like books, if the cover doesn't catch their eye, they won't bother to read what's inside.
My phone is like my lover. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.
A lot of men and women would rather stay single because they are tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.
When I see you, I miss your smile. When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I want your kiss.. Oh I'm just so crazy about you.
Hershey's make millions of delectable kisses each day. But it pales in comparison to the taste of you.
Your taste still lingerrs on my lips, like I've just placed them upon yours, and still I starve for you !
You are gorgeous all over, your body, your face, your smile, your personality, most importantly, your heart.
Genius by birth, EVIL by choice.
I am not special, I am just a limited Edition.
Be a GIRL with Mind, A WOMAN with Attitude, And Lady with CLASS.
Keep your heals, head and standard HIGH.
Nope... I still don't care, try again tomorrow.
No LUCK, All SKILLS
I would rather DIE on my FEET Than Live on my KNEES.
BUSY doing Noting!
I don't have a bad handwriting, i have my own font. :))
Aql badam khane se nahi _thokar khane se aati hai.
I stopped fighting my inner DEMON, we on the same side now.
Marriage is a workshop, where husband works and wife shops.
If people are talking behind your back then just fart.
HOME: The place where i can look ugly and enjoy.
A jealous girl does better research then CBI & FBI.
In a relationship with food SORRY!
Hey time, Slow down. You're killing me.
Baby, Are you Hungry ?
Lets play something Multi-player.
Locked at 30 frames.
Turn on your hotspot!!
My data-plan is unlimited.
Shake well before use.
You, me and exercise ;)
I like it rough.
Worked on Fine Leg.
Pull down to refresh.
Dance in slow motion.
Your Bed, My Bed
Massage with happy ending.
