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Jis Ka Naam India Hai
Santa: Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hen? Banta: Aray Pagal, Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai Jiska Naam India Hai,, Baki To Sab Videsh Hai...:-)
- Honey Singh to uncle
- Honey Singh : Uncle! ghar hai, pesa hai, gaari hai,
- aap 2 joron me larki bhejo,
- larki hui hamari...
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- Uncle : Beta hai, gun hai,
- talwaar hai, aari
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- Dobara call keri to
- Phaar dunga Khopri tumhari....:-p
- Honey Singh to uncle
- Honey Singh : Uncle! ghar hai, pesa hai, gaari hai,
- aap 2 joron me larki bhejo,
- larki hui hamari...
- Uncle : Beta hai, gun hai,
- talwaar hai, aari
- Dobara call keri to
- Phaar dunga Khopri tumhari....:-p
- Ek Mandir K Bahar
- Ek Mandir K Bahar Likha Tha:
- "Jo Paap Ker K Thak Gaye Hen,
- Wo Meri Sharan Me Ajayen."
- Ek Callgirl ny Nichy Apna Mobile No. Likh Diya:
- "Jo Nahi Thaky Wo Meri Sharan Me Ajaen"...;- P
- Ek Mandir K Bahar
- Ek Mandir K Bahar Likha Tha:
- "Jo Paap Ker K Thak Gaye Hen,
- Wo Meri Sharan Me Ajayen."
- Ek Callgirl ny Nichy Apna Mobile No. Likh Diya:
- "Jo Nahi Thaky Wo Meri Sharan Me Ajaen"...;- P
- Gaandhi Ji Ka Mun
- SabjiWala: Madam Ye 500 ka Note Blouse se Nikala Hai Kiya?
- Madam: Haan, Per Tumhen Kese Pata?
- SabjiWala: Gaandhi Ji Ka Mun Abhi Tak Khula Hua Hai..;-p
- I Will Marry
- Father: You Should Marry This Girl.
- She is Kalavati, Gunwanti, and Roop mati.
- Son: I'll have to Marry My Girlfriend,
- coz She is Garbhavati...;-p
- Aadat
- Hindu Husband : Shadi se pehly mere 15 larkiyon k saath
- affairs thy.
- Wife : Mujhy pata tha k jab Kundli mil gai hai to
- Aadaten bhi zarur milti hon gi....:-p
- Gaandhi Ji Ka Mun
- SabjiWala: Madam Ye 500 ka Note Blouse se Nikala Hai Kiya?
- Madam: Haan, Per Tumhen Kese Pata?
- SabjiWala: Gaandhi Ji Ka Mun Abhi Tak Khula Hua Hai..;-p
- I Will Marry
- Father: You Should Marry This Girl.
- She is Kalavati, Gunwanti, and Roop mati.
- Son: I'll have to Marry My Girlfriend,
- coz She is Garbhavati...;-p
- Aadat
- Hindu Husband : Shadi se pehly mere 15 larkiyon k saath
- affairs thy.
- Wife : Mujhy pata tha k jab Kundli mil gai hai to
- Aadaten bhi zarur milti hon gi....:-p
- Bhootni Tantrik Apnay Ek Bhagt Say :
- Beta! Tum Par Ek Bhootni Ka Sayaa Hai.
- Bhagt :
- Babaa! Main Thappar Maar Dongaa,
- Ager Meri Patni Kay BaRe
- Mein Kuch Kahaa Toh.....:-p
- Bhagt :
- Babaa! Main Thappar Maar Dongaa,
- Ager Meri Patni Kay BaRe
- Mein Kuch Kahaa Toh.....:-p
- Beta! Tum Par Ek Bhootni Ka Sayaa Hai.
- Bhagt :
- Babaa! Main Thappar Maar Dongaa,
- Ager Meri Patni Kay BaRe
- Mein Kuch Kahaa Toh.....:-p
- Swarg
- God Ney pOOchha:
- "Kidhar jaaney ka maangta???
- Swarg ya narak???"
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- Apon bola : Narak. ..
- Maloom q???
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- Tum saala dost log udharich milega…
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- Bhootni Tantrik Apnay Ek Bhagt Say :
- Beta! Tum Par Ek Bhootni Ka Sayaa Hai.
- Bhagt :
- Babaa! Main Thappar Maar Dongaa,
- Ager Meri Patni Kay BaRe
- Mein Kuch Kahaa Toh.....:-p
- Bhagt :
- Babaa! Main Thappar Maar Dongaa,
- Ager Meri Patni Kay BaRe
- Mein Kuch Kahaa Toh.....:-p
- Beta! Tum Par Ek Bhootni Ka Sayaa Hai.
- Bhagt :
- Babaa! Main Thappar Maar Dongaa,
- Ager Meri Patni Kay BaRe
- Mein Kuch Kahaa Toh.....:-p
- Swarg
- God Ney pOOchha:
- "Kidhar jaaney ka maangta???
- Swarg ya narak???"
- Apon bola : Narak. ..
- Maloom q???
- Tum saala dost log udharich milega…
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- Bole to jidhar tum..
- woich apna "Swarg" hoga....:-p
- Ghantaa
- Papa: Kabhi Mandir Bhi Chala Jaya Ker.
- Beta: Ghantaa!!
- Papa: Kiyaa..??
- Beta: GHanta Bajny se Noise Pollution Hota Hai Is Liye Nahi Jata..:-
- Bole to jidhar tum..
- woich apna "Swarg" hoga....:-p
- Ghantaa
- Papa: Kabhi Mandir Bhi Chala Jaya Ker.
- Beta: Ghantaa!!
- Papa: Kiyaa..??
- Beta: GHanta Bajny se Noise Pollution Hota Hai Is Liye Nahi Jata..:-
