Friday 17 June 2016

Top 10 hINDI fUNNY love 143 Sms Messages 2016


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  • Jis Ka Naam India Hai
    Santa: Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hen?      Banta: Aray Pagal, Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai      Jiska Naam India Hai,,     Baki To Sab Videsh Hai...:-)

                                                  

          

  • Honey Singh to uncle
  • Honey Singh : Uncle! ghar hai, pesa hai, gaari hai,

  • aap 2 joron me larki bhejo,

  • larki hui hamari...

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  • Uncle : Beta hai, gun hai,

  • talwaar hai, aari
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  • Dobara call keri to

  • Phaar dunga Khopri tumhari....:-p


                                                                      

  • Ek Mandir K Bahar
  • Ek Mandir K Bahar Likha Tha:
  • "Jo Paap Ker K Thak Gaye Hen,
  • Wo Meri Sharan Me Ajayen."

  • Ek Callgirl ny Nichy Apna Mobile No. Likh Diya:
  • "Jo Nahi Thaky Wo Meri Sharan Me Ajaen"...;- P 

                                                           

  • Gaandhi Ji Ka Mun
  • SabjiWala: Madam Ye 500 ka Note Blouse se Nikala Hai Kiya?

  • Madam: Haan, Per Tumhen Kese Pata?

  • SabjiWala: Gaandhi Ji Ka Mun Abhi Tak Khula Hua Hai..;-p 
                                                        
  • I Will Marry
  • Father: You Should Marry This Girl.
  • She is Kalavati, Gunwanti, and Roop mati.

  • Son: I'll have to Marry My Girlfriend,
  • coz She is Garbhavati...;-p 
                                        
  • Aadat
  • Hindu Husband : Shadi se pehly mere 15 larkiyon k saath

  • affairs thy.

  • Wife : Mujhy pata tha k jab Kundli mil gai hai to

  • Aadaten bhi zarur milti hon gi....:-p
                                                                     


  • Bhootni Tantrik Apnay Ek Bhagt Say :

  • Beta! Tum Par Ek Bhootni Ka Sayaa Hai.
  • Bhagt :

  • Babaa! Main Thappar Maar Dongaa,

  • Ager Meri Patni Kay BaRe

  • Mein Kuch Kahaa Toh.....:-p

  • Bhagt :

  • Babaa! Main Thappar Maar Dongaa,

  • Ager Meri Patni Kay BaRe

  • Mein Kuch Kahaa Toh.....:-p

  • Beta! Tum Par Ek Bhootni Ka Sayaa Hai.


  • Bhagt :

  • Babaa! Main Thappar Maar Dongaa,

  • Ager Meri Patni Kay BaRe

  • Mein Kuch Kahaa Toh.....:-p
 
  • Swarg
  • God Ney pOOchha:

  • "Kidhar jaaney ka maangta???

  • Swarg ya narak???"
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  • Apon bola : Narak. ..

  • Maloom q???
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  • Tum saala dost log udharich milega…
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  • Bole to jidhar tum..

  • woich apna "Swarg" hoga....:-p

  • Ghantaa
  • Papa: Kabhi Mandir Bhi Chala Jaya Ker.

  • Beta: Ghantaa!!

  • Papa: Kiyaa..??

  • Beta: GHanta Bajny se Noise Pollution Hota Hai Is Liye Nahi Jata..:-

                                                             
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