Alia Bhatt Jocks status for whatsapp in 2016,So Funny Jocks and Quotes status for Jocks in wqhatsapp status,Alia bhatt jocks status in Hindi language & English,,,
What is your favourite dish Alia?-- - - - ----- Tata Sky,
Once sir Rajnikant giving lectures on G,K&i,q,,A GIRL BUNKS THAT LECTURE,,,, and today we know that girl as "Alia Bhatt",.
Alia Bhatt in aa ki adalat;Aap ki GK check karte hain,,,,,
Who is the only lady IPS officer of India??
-----Sandhya Bindani,,
Just used my 50:50 helpline ,Still need help ,Whichof these is closer?A) Delhi B) Moon
---------Of course Moon,,,Can yuo see Delhi from there????
What is Alia Bhatt called while she is clapping?-----------Taalia Bhatt,
After that incident,I changed my mind,,,-------Does the new one work...
Alia, what is the opposite of simple interest,,,,,,,,++++++++Difficult Interest.
Be friends with Alia Bhatt Fill like genius all the time...Alia ,Yaar ye income tax return kya hai?
---------------Income tax movie ka sequel,,,So simple,,
Doctor sahab!mein apna dimag daan karna chahti hu!!!!------------------Hoga to hum le lenge,.
Alia beta ,Whats THE OPPOSITE OF BARCELONA,,?//??---------AND SE DO NA,,,<!
Alia agar tumhe 2min ke liye PM bana de to kya kaogi??
-----------------Mai Maggi banaungi,,,.
Agar 5 min diya to....?--------------------Per Itni Maggi khayega kaun......
Alia tum mere ek bhe pic or Status like nahi karte kuy???-----
----Nahi varun me tumhare har pic and status ko 2 baar like kartehu pagal.....
Alia ,,,Do you love kids????--------------------Yes,,,,A lot ...Infact bachpan me main bhi bacha hitha...
So alia ,,Tell me about you crush......------
--------Well orange is my favourite colour,,,,
Chalo Alia bete ,,,ABCD SUNAO,,,,-----------ok mam capital Letter wali ya small LETTER wali??
Will you come to seee chennai Express??--/?/-----No,,,IRCTC Site is not working
Alia,Whom do you credit the success of your career???--------I want to thank my parents,,,
Will you come to seee chennai Express??--/?/-----No,,,IRCTC Site is not working
Who will win the election??---------Congress,because we support women empowerment..
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BJP ,because all my fans are voting for BJP,,,
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Aam admi party Because its aam ka season,,,,,
Who is the current coach of the Indian women Hocky team??????????------------Shah rukh Khan so simple!!Now give me that koffee hamper!!!!!!!!!
Alia Bahtt applied lipstick to her forechead!!!!!
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-Because someone told here to make up her mind!!
I asked at Polling both whether they had pink colour,,,,--------------I came home after just applying ink but then was like,,,,
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-I will call and vote,,Kal hi did main dekha tha,,,,,,
How did India get Independence ??---------When you hit a six against England,,,
Who is the National Animal of India??--------Tiger Shroffd,,,,
Aia reads in news paper Police caught 80 kg heroin!---------------Alia:Shit yaar,,,Sonakshi ko kyon pakada!!!
I just saw a 12-foot snake in my bedroom,,,,----------Main pagal laghti hoon kya??Snakes don't have feet...
Aliens:We are going to Hijack your planet,,,---------Thank god,i am in Mumbai,Not in that Planet,,,,,
*At pooling booth Alia bhatt::BhAIYA KOI AUR colour millega???
Do you know any name political party in foreign???----------Yes i know it's axe boat party,,,HA HA ,,HA,,,,,HA,,.
Aliens:We are going to Hijack your planet,,,---------Thank god,i am in Mumbai,Not in that Planet,,,,,
Alia,Do you see Formula 1??---------Change the Question ,I hate maths,,
In 2010----Hey Alia,did you see my last movie????---------No sorry ,I want to the theatre but it was written "House full" ..
Who is the president of India??----------Prithvi raj Chauhan,,
Alia, have you heard about don Bradman,,,---------Sorry, I am not Interested in the underworld,,,,,
Naye teacher ne class me pucha,,"Ek mahan scientist ka nam batao???-----
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--Ladka:Alia bhatta!---------Teacher (chaadi haath me lekar):Yahi sikha hai tumne?------------Dusra ladka:Yah totla hai sir,,Arya bhaatt bol raha hai sir>>>
Jao chhatt pe plants ko paani dedo,,,-----Par bibi,ji aaj toh baar baarish ho rahi hai,,,_
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-Koi baat nahi chhata leke jao,,
Namo: "India has won!"--------Alia:"Aaj match tha?:"
Alia, do you konw MS office,,,--------If you tell me the address,then I all know,,,
There is no word like Impossible in my dictionary,,,----------Ab bolne se kya faayda?Jab kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na,,,.
Beta sheeshe ke saamne eyes close karke kyun khadi ho?-------Papa main dekhi rahi thi ke sote hua main kaise lagti hoon..
There is no word like Impossible in my dictionary,,,----------Ab bolne se kya faayda?Jab kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na,,,.
Beta sheeshe ke saamne eyes close karke kyun khadi ho?-------Papa main dekhi rahi thi ke sote hua main kaise lagti hoon..
Yaar main apne facebook account ka password bhool geya,,,---------Koi baat bnahi google pe search karlo sab mil jaata hai,,,
Bhaiya ,10 rupay wali maggie dena,,,---------------Yeh lo,,,------------Thank you kitne huye?
What is modi's first name?-----------It's "Abkibaar!"
Alia Bhatt: What will happen ,If i dial 001 on my phone instead of 100,--------Karishma Tanna: May be police jeep will come in reverse,,
Alia ,Beta ,Aaj saara din computer pe kya karrahi thi??-------------Papa,Keyboard mein saare alphabets ulte sidhe lage huae the,,Aaj main ne unko Arrange kiya..
Alia ,kya padh rahi ho??-------
Yaar kal na mera blood test hai,,Socha thodi tyari kar loon,,
We dont need to deal with Pakistan &China----------Chota bheem can defeat them easily,,,
Alia Bhatt: What will happen ,If i dial 001 on my phone instead of 100,--------Karishma Tanna: May be police jeep will come in reverse,,
Alia ,Beta ,Aaj saara din computer pe kya karrahi thi??-------------Papa,Keyboard mein saare alphabets ulte sidhe lage huae the,,Aaj main ne unko Arrange kiya..
Yaar kal na mera blood test hai,,Socha thodi tyari kar loon,,
Chumbak kitni bhi door ho,lohe ko pass aaana padta hai,,,------Waise hi ----Ladkiyan propose ke pass kyun karengi,Pyase ko kuwe ke pass jana padata hai,,,
Alia ,Ar you chewing gum???/---------No I am a human being,,,
Krishma Tanna : Yaar Sooraj raat ko kyu nahi Niklata?/?-----------Alia Bahtt : Kya pata naiklata bhi ho andhera Itna hota hai ki dikhai kuch nahi deta>>
Alia bhatt in aap ki adalat
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-Aap ki GK CHECK KARTE HAIN,,,
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---How many states are there in India??????
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-2 states! So simple!Chennai & Punjab,,,
Alia, pizza ko 4 slices mein kaatoon ya 8 mein??------------------------4 mein hi kaato 8 slives nahi kha saakti main,,.
What is the full form of AIDS??-----------Simple!Alia Is damn Smart!!
Alia ,Ar you chewing gum???/---------No I am a human being,,,
What is the full form of AIDS??-----------Simple!Alia Is damn Smart!!
