Friday, 17 June 2016

Top 20 Chomu Status for Whatsapp,Comedy Status ,Short Quotes Status for Whatsapp

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Chomu Status for Whatsapp

Chomu palace for Jaipur in Rajsthan

                                                                    
                            
You  I just want you to know that you are very special and the reason I  am telling you is that I don't know if anyone else ever has.....

                                                                                     

The Eight Qualities Of A Perfect Husband,,,,,*Brave
*Intelligent*Gentle*Polite*Energetic*Nutty*Industrious*SensitiveAnd if all else fails,well read the CAPITAL LETTERS Only,...
Life taught me lot of Lessons,,,But I bunked those classes too!!!!!Abe Chomu



Abe chomu,,,-----Dekh bhai,Behn nahi kerne ka,Aata maazi satakli

Main janata ki badsah banne jaisi muje koi baat nahi ------
--Magar ye baat bhi sun lo dosto ki mere jaisa banane ki badsah ki bhi aukat nahi!!!


Le Baap

*Aik zamana tha jab main store se 10 Rs main Ghee,Doodh,Daalein,Sab le aat tha,,,,,,
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Le Beta*Ab ye harkatein nahi chalti ABBA,,,,AB WAHAN CAMERAY LAG GAYE HAIN,,,,,

Yeh jo aag dil mai hai,Zamane mai laga dunga ,Uski doli jho uthi ,,Toh Koi baat nai talented hoon dusri pata lunga,

Jis din se us Bewafa ne mujhe chora hay,,,,Yaqeen karo ki Battery 3,4 Din araam se chal jati hay,,,





  • Hey, it's winter so let's do cute winter things,,,,.


Abe Chomu,,
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Bina bat ke ladai or engineering ki padhai sabke bas ki bat nahi hoti,,,,

  • Abe Chomu,,-----

Candy crush ki request bhejna band kar,,,,,.

Abe chomu,,

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Waqt Waqt ki baat hain,Warna teri kya Aukat hain,,,

Abe chomu,,,
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Tu Pagal Hai Kya!!!!

Abe chomu,,,
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Agar fir se 'Dekh bhai' 'dekh bahen' kiya toh laat khayega!!!!!

Abe Chomu,,--------Tu rahne de,,,,,Tujhse nhi paategi wo,,,,,,,




Mujhe pata hai koi KHushi se mere status nahi churata,,,,,,---------Kamino ko Ladkiya patani hoti hai ishi_ki majburi me churate hain,,,,



Sochte hai jaan apni use muft hi de denItne masum kharidar se kya lena dena,,,,,






Dekh Bhai-------------Ye le teri soch mujhe giri hui mili thi,,,,,,,




Dekh Bhai,,--------Susu na aane per bhi jo saaath me su-----------------su---------------su karne aaye..,,,,

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Wohi sachcha mitra hota hai,,,,,!!

Dekh Bhai  Pagli-------Maan le tu moti hai,,,Fake is the newtrend and some of my friend seem to be in style,,,,,


IPL

EXAMINATION SHOULD BE LIKE ipl (Indian premium League)Cheer Leaders Dance After Every Right Answer,,
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Bolo IPL KI jAI,,,




KBHI DIL TUTE TO BAATANA DOST THODA WAHAT "WELDING" HUM BHI JANTE HAIN,,


Hamare desh me aisa koi vyavsay  hi nahio jo chale nahi,,,,Yadi aap sap bechne ki dukan bhi lagaye ge to bhi chal jayegi ,,Log ye soch ke kharide ge ki chalo padosi ke ghar me chodonge.

Dekh PAGLI------Photo meri achi h soch meri sachi h fir bhi mai tujhe pasand na aaya to BABY tu abhi bachi hai,,.

Aaj ka vichar samne wale ko kabhi bhi chota na samje   Ho sakta hai ki aapse bhi bada gadha ho,,!!!!!

Na kaha karo har baar ki haum chod dengge tumko, Na hum itne aam hai ,na ye tere bas ki baat hai,,!!!!

5*5*50=?   Iska jawaab bata sakti ho?-------Yeh toh bahut simple hai,It's 25!
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HA HA ! STUPID GIRL YOU MISSED THE ZERO-IT;S 250!



Do you know the meaning of wife!!!

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It mean's ,,without Information,Fighting Every time,,!!!
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No Darling,,!  It means with Idiot for ever,,,








Dekh  PagliJitni tujme cuteness hai na Pagli usse jyada mujme Kaminapan hai,,,!!

I will defeat MODI in election 2014. Rehne do beta TUMSE na ho Payega
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MUMY..,,!!!

Ek baat sun pagli kabhi meri aankhe mat milana fir mat kahan ki naa chahte bhi tumse pyaar ho gaya,,,!

Dekh Bhai---Zyada goli mat de



Arz kiya hai,,Yeh hi na kisi k dil se khelo,,---Jab like& comment hi nahi karna hai tho ?Computer aur mobile bechkar Radio leloooo,,,o,oo,oo,o,oo,

Anushka ShARMA CALLS iNDIAN dRESSING ROOM---HELLO Who is it? I am Anushka Is virat there?-
-He has just gone out to bat,,0--Ok I will hold,


Blue eyes Brown Rang, Bebo diyan gallan Pink Pink,Bc ladki hai  crayonska ka dabba  nahi @!

Arz kiya hai!!!!Us bewafa ki yad main jaarn haathon main utha lia,!!   Waaaahhhhhh!!--Phir lagaya bread pe or mazay se khaa lia,,,,,,,Fittay  moon