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1.What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day?.JaswantiAcha ek or 
?What will you call “Burj Khalifa” after 80 years?Bujurg Khalifa!??Acha bas ek or ?How do you ask your ‘Massi’ to take a dip in water?Diplomacy!?Ye wala last ?How do you say “she is calling a cab” in one word?
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.Vocabulary!?Ye wala ek dum lastWhich Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?Umar Gul..?? Bonus OneWhat you call a fat girl waiting at the Bus Stop.Simple its – MOTIVATING.?????????
2.If “CHEMISTRY” students start making films,the names would like:
* Tera acid mera base.,
* Rang de Benzene
* Hamara beaker apke pas hai* Life in a Hetero
* Laga apron me daag* 3 test tubes
* Ajab Estimation ka gajab result* Munna bhai HCL
* My name is ester* Mr. Ketone
* Jab we experiment . . . !??DIALOGUE BAAZI in CHEMISTRY:
* The name is BOND… Covalent Bond!* Rishtey mein to hum tumhare Allotropelagte hain, naam hai… Diamond! (*)
* D-block se darr nahi lagta saheb, F-block selagta hai!* Ek baar jo maine bond toda to mainActivation Energy ki bhi nahi sunta! 
* Resonance ko neglect karna mushkil hi nahi,namumkin hai!* Yeh Electron mujhe de de, Carbon!* Ek chutki Hydrogen ki keemat tum kya jano,Oxygen babu!And…And…And…Thermodynamics abhi baaki hai, mere dost!
3.Ek Room
me 5 dost rehte the.1. Pagal?2. Bewaquf?3. Dimag?4. Koi Nahi?5. Kisi?
Ek Din Koi Nahi? ne Kisi?Ko Mar Diya.us waqt Dimag? Bathroom me thaPagal? Ne Police? Ko call? kiya.Hello Police? Koi Nahi? ne Kisi? Ka Qatal? Kar diya Hai.Police: Oye Kiya Tum Pagal? Ho?Pagal?: G Mei Pagal? Hu.Police?: Tere Paas Dimag? Nahi Hai?Pagl?: G Dimag? toh Bathroom Mei Hai…Police?: O Bewaquf?Pagl?: Nahi G Mei toh Pagal? Hu. Bewaquf? msg padh raha hai…Hahahaha???2015 ki top class beizzatiHanso mat jaldi forward karoWarna ye message aam ho jayega……;
4.?Sunny Leone’s mom?: Beti glass ka ?doodh pee lo…?Sunny: No mama, mujhe nahi peena.?Maa: Beti agar doodh nahi piyogi to badi kaise hogi??Sunny: maa aapko bhi toh doodh pasand nahi,phir bhi aap badi ho gayi, Main bhi nahi piyungi to badi ho jaungi.?Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nahi karti, Agar meri achi beti ho to doodh pee lo, warna main tum se naraaz ho jaungi.?Sunny: OK mama, aap kehti hain toh main doodh pee leti hoon..gut….gut…gut…Aur is tarah Sunny ne doodh pee liya..?Sunny Leone ka naam sunte hi message end tak kitne gaur se padh rahe thhe !!!bas karo darindo…Soch Badlo…Toh Desh Badlega…Akela Modi kya-kya karega…..Forward kero… zada haso maat…?????…
5.?Aaj ka sach?Neend ankhen band karne se nahiNet band karne se ati haiBhuke ko rotiAur android phone wale ko charger dena nek kaam haiPehle log beta ke liye taraste theAurAaj kal data ke liyeAaj ki sabse badi pareshaniMobile bigad jaye to beta zimmedarAur beta bigad jaye to mobile zimmedarBadal gaya hai zamanaPehle maa ka pair chu kar nikalte theAaj mobile ke battry full karke nikalte hai??
Kuch log jab raat ko achanak phone ka balance khatam ho jaye to itne pareshan ho jate hai
Mano jaise subah tak wo insaan zinda hi nahi rahega jisse bat karni hai??
Kuch log jab phone ki battry
1-2% hoto charger ki taraf aise bhagte hai jaise usse keh rahe ho tujhe kuch na hoga bhai
Ankhen band mat karnaMy hun na tujhe kuch nahi hone dunga???
Kuch log apne phone me aise partern lock lagate haiJaise crime branch ki sari group files unje phone me hi padi ho????
Galti se phone kisi dusre dost ke ghar chod aye to aisa mehsus hota hai jaise apni bholi bhali girlfriend ko shakti kapoor ke pass chod aye ho???????????
6.?This is a killer…..
First Joke on A Sardarni …
A Plane is on its way to Chandigarh, when Gurpreet in the Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells Gurpreet that she paid for economy class and will have to sit at the back.
Gurpreet replies, “I’m Sardarni, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Chandigarh and I’m staying right here”
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a Sardarni sitting in first class, who belongs in economy and isn’t moving back to her actual seat.
The co-pilot goes back to Gurpreet and tries to explain that because since she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. Gurpreet replies, “I’m Sardarni, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Chandigarh and I’m staying right here.”
The co-pilot tells the pilot
The pilot says, “You say she is a sardarni? I’ll handle this; I’m married to a sardarni. I will speak sardar’s language.”
He goes back to Gurpreet and whispers something in her ear, and she says, “Oh, I’m sorry”
and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy class…
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
I told her,“First Class is Not Going to Chandigarh” ….???
7.?????What do you call a bee that comes from America?
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No claps please!?.
8.WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?????
If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT????????
Why the place in a stadium where people SIT is, called a STAND????????
Why the everyone wants to go to HEAVEN,but nobody wants to DIE????????
In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS????????
If money doesn’t grow on TREES, then why do BANKS have BRANCHES?????
Why doesn’t GLUEstick to its BOTTLE????????
Why do you still call it a BUILDING, when its already BUILT????????
If it is true that we are here to HELP others, what are others HERE for????????
If you aren’t supposed to DRINK and DRIVE,why do bars have PARKING lots????????
If all the nations in the world are in DEBT,where did all the MONEY go????????
When dog food is new with improved TASTE, who TESTS it????????
If the “Black Box” flight recorder Is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff????????
Who copyrightedthe copyright symbol????????
Can you cry under water?????
Why do people say “You’ve been working like a dog,” when dogs just sit around all day????????
We all are living in a seriously funny world!!!!????So Enjoy!!!! ????
9.If “CHEMISTRY” students start making films,the names would like:
* Tera acid mera base.,* Rang de Benzene
* Hamara beaker apke pas hai* Life in a Hetero
* Laga apron me daag* 3 test tubes
* Ajab Estimation ka gajab result* Munna bhai HCL
* My name is ester* Mr. Ketone
* Jab we experiment . . . !??DIALOGUE BAAZI in CHEMISTRY:* The name is BOND… Covalent Bond!
* Rishtey mein to hum tumhare Allotropelagte hain, naam hai… Diamond! (*)* D-block se darr nahi lagta saheb, F-block selagta hai!
* Ek baar jo maine bond toda to mainActivation Energy ki bhi nahi sunta! * Resonance ko neglect karna mushkil hi nahi,namumkin hai!
* Yeh Electron mujhe de de, Carbon!* Ek chutki Hydrogen ki keemat tum kya jano,Oxygen babu!And…And…And…Thermodynamics abhi baaki hai, mere dost!
10Ek Room me 5 dost rehte the.
1. Pagal?
2. Bewaquf?3. Dimag?4. Koi Nahi?5. Kisi?
Ek Din Koi Nahi? ne Kisi?Ko Mar Diya.us waqt Dimag? Bathroom me thaPagal? Ne Police? Ko call? kiya.Hello Police? Koi Nahi? ne Kisi? Ka Qatal? Kar diya Hai.Police: Oye Kiya Tum Pagal? Ho?Pagal?: G Mei Pagal? Hu.Police?: Tere Paas Dimag? Nahi Hai?Pagl?: G Dimag? toh Bathroom Mei Hai…Police?: O Bewaquf?Pagl?: Nahi G Mei toh Pagal? Hu. Bewaquf? msg padh raha hai…Hahahaha???2015 ki top class beizzati
Hanso mat jaldi forward karoWarna ye message
aam ho jayega……;
11 ?Sunny Leone’s mom?: Beti glass ka ?doodh pee lo…
?Sunny: No mama, mujhe nahi peena.
?Maa: Beti agar doodh nahi piyogi to badi kaise hogi?
?Sunny: maa aapko bhi toh doodh pasand nahi,phir bhi aap badi ho gayi, Main bhi nahi piyungi to badi ho jaungi.
?Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nahi karti, Agar meri achi beti ho to doodh pee lo, warna main tum se naraaz ho jaungi.
?Sunny: OK mama, aap kehti hain toh main doodh pee leti hoon..
gut….gut…gut…Aur is tarah Sunny ne doodh pee liya..
?Sunny Leone ka naam sunte hi message end tak kitne gaur se padh rahe thhe !!!bas karo darindo…Soch Badlo…Toh Desh Badlega…Akela Modi kya-kya karega…..
Forward kero… zada haso maat…
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Aaj ka sach?Neend ankhen band karne se nahiNet band karne se ati haiBhuke ko rotiAur android phone wale ko charger dena nek kaam haiPehle log beta ke liye taraste the
Aur
Aaj kal data ke liyeAaj ki sabse badi pareshaniMobile bigad jaye to beta zimmedarAur beta bigad jaye to mobile zimmedarBadal gaya hai zamanaPehle maa ka pair chu kar nikalte theAaj mobile ke battry full karke nikalte hai??
Kuch log jab raat ko achanak phone ka balance khatam ho jaye to itne pareshan ho jate hai
Mano jaise subah tak wo insaan zinda hi nahi rahega jisse bat karni hai
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Kuch log jab phone ki battry1-2% hoto charger ki taraf aise bhagte hai jaise usse keh rahe ho tujhe kuch na hoga bhai
Ankhen band mat karnaMy hun na tujhe kuch nahi hone dunga???
Kuch log apne phone me aise partern lock lagate haiJaise crime branch ki sari group files unje phone me hi padi ho????
Galti se phone kisi dusre dost ke ghar chod aye to aisa mehsus hota hai jaise apni bholi bhali girlfriend ko shakti kapoor ke pass chod aye ho???????????
?What will you call “Burj Khalifa” after 80 years?Bujurg Khalifa!??Acha bas ek or ?How do you ask your ‘Massi’ to take a dip in water?Diplomacy!?Ye wala last ?How do you say “she is calling a cab” in one word?Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?Umar Gul..?? Bonus OneWhat you call a fat girl waiting at the Bus Stop.Simple its – MOTIVATING.????????? me 5 dost rehte the.1. Pagal?2. Bewaquf?3. Dimag?4. Koi Nahi?5. Kisi?First Joke on A Sardarni …No claps please!?.
* Resonance ko neglect karna mushkil hi nahi,namumkin hai! me 5 dost rehte the.2. Bewaquf?3. Dimag?4. Koi Nahi?5. Kisi?
aam ho jayega……;?????…
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