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Friday 17 June 2016

"My love for you is a journey that Starts at forever and Ends at never"

Some people are like slinky's,Pretty much useless but make you smile,When you push them down the stirs.

Nobody makes Angry you dicide to use anger as a response..

I have a Impudent neighbor Knocking on my door at 2AM He's lucky I was in a drum lesson ..

Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed - Is only because of the shampoo.

Even if you are a mass murderer, International rogue,and children Abductor,People Will Still bless you "continue to be who you are" in your birthday.

Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.

If Relationship between man and women were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.

“There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.” Josh Groban quotes

I'm strong because I know my weaknesses. I'm wise because I've been foolish. I laugh because I've known sadness.

There comes a time when you have to be your own hero. Because sometimes, the people you can't live without, can live without you.

Have heard that Angelina Joile is planning to leave Brad Pitt. I am looking for a girlfriend - is it just another co-incidence.

According to Astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years too late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

The girl who wears a dress that shows everything should be sure that she has something to show.

I Agree that cleanliness is next to godliness – but has anyone ever seen God :S

I have a Impudent neighbor Knocking on my door at 2AM He's lucky I was in a drum lesson ..

Yesterday I saw someone pushing a bottle of Schweppes into his ass, I said, "What are you doing ?!" He replied: "Schweppes: Drink Different.."

I saw a shampoo with the title: "Rich-looking" So I washed my purse ..

Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.

Sometimes you have to let go to see if there was anything worth holding on to.

Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

I desperately need a fixed income - Mine is broken.

I'm strong because I know my weaknesses. I'm wise because I've been foolish. I laugh because I've known sadness.

Its not that u fill the 'void' in my life .. it is just tha 'u occupy lots of space' in it.

There comes a time when you have to be your own hero. Because sometimes, the people you can't live without, can live without you.

A gentleman is just another pervert but keeps his feeling bottled up

It is all coming back to me..s aid the blind man as he peed into the wind..

"I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me".

"You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me".

"If people are talking behind your back, then just fart".

"I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours".

"Come back baby.. 'un-dead' me please "

"Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending".

"after monday and tuesday.. even the week says wtf".

"Don't play stupid with me.. I'm better at it!"

"I plan on living forever. So far, so good".

"My asshole is not talking to me eversince i called you one".